Goodbye so soon
And isn't this a crime?
We know by now that time knows how to fly
So here's goodbye so soon
You'll find your separate way
With time so short I'll say so long
And go
So soon
Goodbye

You followed me, I followed you
We were like each other's shadows for a while
Now as you see, this game is through
So although it hurts, I'll try to smile
As I say

Let Me Be Good To You

Dearest friends, dear gentlemen
Listen to my song
Life down here's been hard for you
Life has made you strong
Let me lift the mood
With my attitude

Hey fellas
The time is right
Get ready
Tonight's the night
Boys, what you're hopin' for will come true
Let me be good to you

You tough guys
You're feelin' all alone
You rough guys
The best o' you sailors and bums
All o' my chums

So dream on
And drink your beer
Get cosy
Your baby's here
You won't be misunderstood
Let me be good to you

Hey fellas
I'll take off all my blues
Hey fellas
There's nothin' I won't do
Just for you

So dream on
And drink your beer
Get cosy
Your baby's here
Hey boys, I'm talkin' to you
Your baby'y gonna come through
Let me be good to you

Yeah!

The World's Greatest Criminal Mind

My friends, we are about to embark on the most odious,

the most evil, the most diabolical scheme of my illustrious career.

A crime to top all crimes, a crime that will live in infamy!

Tomorrow evening, our beloved monarch celebrates her diamond jubilee.

And with the enthusiastic help of our good friend Mr. Falversham,

it promises to be a night she will never forget.

Her last night, and my first, as supreme rule of all Mousedom!

From the brain that brought you the Big Ben Caper

the head that made headlines in every newspaper

And wondrous things like the Tower Bridge Job

that cunning display that made London a sob

Now comes the real tour de force

Tricky and wicked, of course

My earlier crimes were fine for their times

But now that I'm at it again

An even grimmer plot has been simmering

In my great criminal Bain.

Even meaner? You mean it?

Worse than the widows and orphans you drowned?

You're the best of the worst around.

Oh Ratigan

Oh Ratigan

The rest fall behind

To Ratiqno

To Ratigan

The world's greatest criminal mind

Thank you, thank you.  But it hasn't all been champagne and caviar.

I've had my share of adversity,

Thanks to that miserable second-rate detective, Basil of Baker Street.

For years, that insufferable pipsqueak has interfered with my plans.

I haven't had a moment's peace of mind.

But all that's in the past!  This time, nothing, not even

Basil can stand in my way.  All will bow before me!

Oh Ratigan

Oh Ratigan

You're tops and that's that

To Ratigan

To Ratigan

To Ratigan, the world's greatest rat.

What was that?  What did you call me?

Oh, oh, he didn't mean it, Professor.

I-it was just a slip of the tongue.

I am NO A RAT!

'Course you're not. You're a mouse!

Yeah, that's right.  Right!  A mouse.

Yeah, a big mouse!

SILENCE!  Oh, my dear Bartholomew,

I'm afraid that you've gone and upset me.

You know what happens when someone upsets me.

Oh Ratigan

Oh Ratigan

You're the tops and that's that

Oh dear

To Ratigan

To Ratigan

To Ratigan, the world's greatest -

Meow

Oh Felicia, my precious, my baby.

Did Daddy's little honey bun enjoy her tasty _____?

Urp

I trust there will be no further interruptions?

And now, as you were singing?

Even louder

We'll shout it!

No one can doubt what we know you can do

You're more evil than even you

Oh Ratigan

Oh Ratigan

You're one of a kind

To Ratigan

To Ratigan

The world's greatest criminal mind